Mom: I'll be reading 'Fifty Shades of Grey' if you need me.
Me: Oh, gross.
aleshanj: michaelforeplay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG lmao This makes me want to go to a Beyonce concert.
mister-comedy: I just made an anonymous e-mail address and sent this to my music teacher without any description whatsoever HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
OK BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO ZUKO'S MOM
hotbabysitter: “I got swag.” What iz drugzzz?
kristheoo: I think it’s such bullshit when people complain that you don’t talk to them anymore. It’s not like they’ve stayed in contact with you either.
soulofascorpio: If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life. i just fucking died holy SHIT
Playing call me maybe at the strip club...
wehadnoidea: You know I’m getting a lap dance to this song.
That was a low blow.